So Michelle told us that when the Hancock's were trying to sell their house a few years back they buried a statue of a "Saint" in the yard and the house sold shortly there after... Michelle was unsure of which Saint brought this good fortune. However, with the power of the World Wide Web we found out!
So we have purchased a 3.5 inch PVC St Joseph statue and house selling kit. Seriously, they have multiple websites dedicate to this... http://www.stjosephstatue.com Apparently, St Joseph is the Patron Saint of Family and Household Needs. Right now my house hold needs to sell this house! As soon as it arrives we will bury it in the front yard, next to the sign, face down, point towards our home like an arrow. I plan to document the whole endeavor in writing and with photos. So stay tuned.